I wouldn't want to be in this guy's shoes...

[The Chairman]

A guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in its own house, a little white box.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.


So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"


But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"


But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.


He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"


Finally, a little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."

 

[Dee]

You bored today?ut:

 

[shellbird]

I am just speechless....

 

[chris_b]

NetDoc once bubbled...
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."

Pete,

I think you are a shoe-in for the king of scubaboard comedy. Puns and jokes seem to permeate you down to your sole. I always enjoy reading your posts laced with humor; I feel like a heel in comparison with my meager skills. You truly push the boundaries and toe the line of comedic territory where the rest of us may fear to tread. I hope that you never do anything that would cause the moderators to give you the boot.

Kind regards,

Chris

 

[shellbird]

Not to pump your ego or anything.

 

[The Chairman]

and I see that this tread is going places. I had to pick myself up with my shoelaces to even try this, as you took all the good puns already. Your insole-ant behavior has only served to arch my eye brows, and get me instep with your humor. Thanks for the "foots up" and I will try to keep my foot not only out of my mouth, but also from either one of them being in the grave. I guess humor like this is like, uh, uh, my "Achilles’ Heel"... I hope that it is obvious that I stride to do my best. This should toe-nail it for you and there is no reason to feel de-feeted! (Yeah I know, the entire premise has been toe-tally rediculous). Go finger!

To tarsal, or metatarsal... that is the question.

 

[shellbird]

CORNEY!!

 

[The Chairman]

calloused! I won't even go into athlete's foot, club feet etc... :tease:

 

[shellbird]

Hammer-toe...

 

[caymaniac]

you have your sockeezon?
Caymaniac:boom: