Oh Lord won't you buy me a backplate and wings,
My jacket don't cut it, I despise the things,
Tech heads sneer at me, and that's why I sings,
So Lord, won't you buy me a backplate and wings?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a seven foot hose,
My air pipe's too darn short and I want one of those
Just tangle it round me who cares how it goes,
So Lord, won't you buy me a seven foot hose?
Oh Lord won't you buy me some gear that's jet black
My gear's all bright yellow and I fear shark attack,
My mask has a clear skirt and I know that I lack,
So Lord, go and get me some gear that is black.
Oh Lord won't you get me a big steel twin set
I've just got this Spare Air and my buddy's upset
He mutters ``rock bottom and we'll both be dead''
So Lord, wont you buy me a big steel twin set.
Oh Lord won't you buy me a backplate and wings,
My jacket don't cut it, I despise the things,
Tech heads sneer at me, and that's why I sings,
So Lord! won't you buy me a backplate and wings?
[ I have 10,000 words to write and I'm procrastinating reading SB ... ]
My jacket don't cut it, I despise the things,
Tech heads sneer at me, and that's why I sings,
So Lord, won't you buy me a backplate and wings?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a seven foot hose,
My air pipe's too darn short and I want one of those
Just tangle it round me who cares how it goes,
So Lord, won't you buy me a seven foot hose?
Oh Lord won't you buy me some gear that's jet black
My gear's all bright yellow and I fear shark attack,
My mask has a clear skirt and I know that I lack,
So Lord, go and get me some gear that is black.
Oh Lord won't you get me a big steel twin set
I've just got this Spare Air and my buddy's upset
He mutters ``rock bottom and we'll both be dead''
So Lord, wont you buy me a big steel twin set.
Oh Lord won't you buy me a backplate and wings,
My jacket don't cut it, I despise the things,
Tech heads sneer at me, and that's why I sings,
So Lord! won't you buy me a backplate and wings?
[ I have 10,000 words to write and I'm procrastinating reading SB ... ]