I Spent too much time reading SB and ...

[LI Diver]

Oh Lord won't you buy me a backplate and wings,
My jacket don't cut it, I despise the things,
Tech heads sneer at me, and that's why I sings,
So Lord, won't you buy me a backplate and wings?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a seven foot hose,
My air pipe's too darn short and I want one of those
Just tangle it round me who cares how it goes,
So Lord, won't you buy me a seven foot hose?

Oh Lord won't you buy me some gear that's jet black
My gear's all bright yellow and I fear shark attack,
My mask has a clear skirt and I know that I lack,
So Lord, go and get me some gear that is black.

Oh Lord won't you get me a big steel twin set
I've just got this Spare Air and my buddy's upset
He mutters ``rock bottom and we'll both be dead''
So Lord, wont you buy me a big steel twin set.

Oh Lord won't you buy me a backplate and wings,
My jacket don't cut it, I despise the things,
Tech heads sneer at me, and that's why I sings,
So Lord! won't you buy me a backplate and wings?



[ I have 10,000 words to write and I'm procrastinating reading SB ... ]

You know where that sort of thing got Willie
Ok correction Janice Joplin even worse! Why do I hear Willie Nelson singing it in my head???

 

[Patty]

Glad to entertain y'all. Now I better go write.

 

[Blue Tide]

Is it showing my age that I sang the lyrics in my head 'cuase I know the original?

FD

It's not showing your because you know the original. It's showing your age if you remember when the original was released.

 

[ThatsSomeBadHatHarry]

A thesis chapter. I'm a grad student.

what on?

 

[jeckyll]

great job. We should combine this with the BCD vs. BP/W video and make it a sticky

 

[Rick Inman]

Funny!!

But, be careful what you wish for...

 

[neil]

It's not showing your because you know the original. It's showing your age if you remember when the original was released.

Pearl, 1971. Okay, I looked it up.

 

[alcina]

Very clever! Love it

 

[1_T_Submariner]

Ohhhhhhh Man LM(___)o(___)off.....yes you have been reading scubaboard too much.

 

[Jcsgt]

LMAO, ROFL!!!!!!!!!

I will never listen to that song again without thinking of your lyrics.