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I Spent too much time reading SB and ...

Discussion in 'Scuba Poetry' started by Patty, Nov 12, 2006.

  1. Pathfinder

    Pathfinder Solo Diver

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    Great lyrics! Although I really don't see Janis as the DIR type:wink:

    Dave
     
  2. do it easy

    do it easy Assistant Instructor

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    You've got iTunes too? :D
     
  3. dhampton82

    dhampton82 Solo Diver

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    Great job Patty, im gonna print it out from my g/f........ start hinting around about christmas :D

    haha I all ready got the mask, maybe the bp/w or the twins..........? :D
     
  4. sbrooks

    sbrooks Nassau Grouper

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    I have a final exam tomorrow for a fourth year university course worth 40% of my grade... ScubaBoard is FAR more entertaining.
     
  5. SeanQ

    SeanQ Loggerhead Turtle

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    :rofl:

    Someone needs to record this...
     
  6. Patty

    Patty Solo Diver

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    Unfortunately there's more where that came from ...

    Since my buddy left me -
    I found I was alone -
    I'm sixty feet under the waves,
    And most my gas is blown,

    CHORUS:
    I'm gettin' low-on-air buddy,
    I get so low-on-air,
    I get so low-on-air I could die.


    I don't have no compass,
    No inkling where to go,
    No anchor line in zero viz
    Unwillingly solo -

    CHORUS

    I said I was a newby,
    I asked him to stay close,
    And now I want nothing so much
    As his alternate hose.

    CHORUS

    A deco obligation,
    At fifteen feet I'm stuck
    There's nothin' here that I can breathe
    I'm running out of luck

    CHORUS

    So if your buddy leaves you
    For an unplanned solo
    Then call the dive right then and there
    That's all you need to know

    CHORUS

    [ Chapter is progressing nicely you'll all be glad to hear ]
     
  7. Wilson

    Wilson Divemaster

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    Does this site have an Emmy? I wonder if Susan Tedeschi would sing these, she sounds so much like Janis.
     
  8. pakman

    pakman Solo Diver

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    :rofl3: Keep going Patty!!! Brilliant! the last one was hilarious!!!
     
  9. TheHobster

    TheHobster Master Instructor

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    so is that the Barefoot Man channeling Kinky Freidman?
     
  10. Ber Rabbit

    Ber Rabbit Floppy Ear Mod ScubaBoard Supporter

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    Well done! That deserves to be in with the Scubaboard Classics.

    For those of you who weren't around when the parodies were in full swing. Check out this thread, I haven't found part 1 yet.

    Before he was famous NetDoc used to have enough time on his hands to come up with some really entertaining stuff.
    Ber :lilbunny:
     

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