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Great lyrics! Although I really don't see Janis as the DIR type:wink:

Dave
 
Great job Patty, im gonna print it out from my g/f........ start hinting around about christmas :D

haha I all ready got the mask, maybe the bp/w or the twins..........? :D
 
Unfortunately there's more where that came from ...

Since my buddy left me -
I found I was alone -
I'm sixty feet under the waves,
And most my gas is blown,

CHORUS:
I'm gettin' low-on-air buddy,
I get so low-on-air,
I get so low-on-air I could die.


I don't have no compass,
No inkling where to go,
No anchor line in zero viz
Unwillingly solo -

CHORUS

I said I was a newby,
I asked him to stay close,
And now I want nothing so much
As his alternate hose.

CHORUS

A deco obligation,
At fifteen feet I'm stuck
There's nothin' here that I can breathe
I'm running out of luck

CHORUS

So if your buddy leaves you
For an unplanned solo
Then call the dive right then and there
That's all you need to know

CHORUS

[ Chapter is progressing nicely you'll all be glad to hear ]
 
Does this site have an Emmy? I wonder if Susan Tedeschi would sing these, she sounds so much like Janis.
 
fire_diver:
Is it showing my age that I sang the lyrics in my head 'cuase I know the original?FD

so is that the Barefoot Man channeling Kinky Freidman?
 
Well done! That deserves to be in with the Scubaboard Classics.

For those of you who weren't around when the parodies were in full swing. Check out this thread, I haven't found part 1 yet.

Before he was famous NetDoc used to have enough time on his hands to come up with some really entertaining stuff.
Ber :lilbunny:
 
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