I am inclined to think this is utter BS...

[mello-yellow]

...but OTOH, why would anyone make something like this up?

Copied from a different posting board (typos and all):

About 5 years ago, I was diving off the island of Saipan and encountered 2 female dolphins.



She always accused me of not trying to resist hard enough. You'd think she'd understand how impossible this was for me with her own futile efforts to get past the other dolphin. I've heard of this happening to other people before, but never believed it until it happened to me. I've seen dolphins on other dives since and I try to keep my distance from them. My biggest fear was that my tank would be knocked off during this and that I'd drown.

 

[sea nmf]

Of course it is untrue. Just another letter to penthouse.

 

[mello-yellow]

Letters to Penthouse are supposed to be stimulating. The reaction this one evokes is "Ewww!"

 

[diver 85]

You mean to tell me you believe everything you read & all that you see....btw, I've got a couple hundred acres of land for sale about 100 miles south of me, you wany to buy it???......

 

[ONESPEED]

Letters to Penthouse are supposed to be stimulating. The reaction this one evokes is "Ewww!"

And yet you submitted it.

 

[oem3105]

Utter BS - Yes!

SICKO/WACKJOB - YES!

It sounds like another 40 year-old virgin whose mother wouldn't let him out of the house and only let him watch Disney's "The Little Mermaid" when he was little. I would hate to see what would happen if that guy got a hold of a copy of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit!"

Now, to critique his writing style. That little story should have started, "Dear Penthouse..."

 

[mello-yellow]

You mean to tell me you believe everything you read & all that you see....btw, I've got a couple hundred acres of land for sale about 100 miles south of me, you wany to buy it???......

I suppose the phrase is "allow very slight probability that the story might be true before dismissing it out of hand." By now the probability has reached zero.

 

[drbill]

Hmmm... I guess I'd have to read the part of this OP that is censored to be sure I understand it correctly.

 

[sea nmf]

dr bill - forced rape of diver by two female dolphins. penthouse-like description of the deed.

 

[carlcz]

PLEASE spare me the details....