CT-Rich
Contributor
To get into this situation, you really are coming in from the shallow end of the gene pool. But lets play pretend. If you try to use the LP inflator, you are going to end up pinned to the ceiling. I wouldn't worry about the lung infection you'll be dead anyway.
Assuming the tank has air, you should unsling it hold it in front, ditch the regulator and breath directly off the tank by cupping your hand over the valve and cracking it slightly to release a steady trickle of air. This is actually a skill taught when I was certified. We did for fun at the end of a class and is really pretty useless, but if you are having your ticket punched anyway this will actually work.
I am always impressed by the ability of people to come up with a Rube Goldberg solution to make sure they are properly dead.
Assuming the tank has air, you should unsling it hold it in front, ditch the regulator and breath directly off the tank by cupping your hand over the valve and cracking it slightly to release a steady trickle of air. This is actually a skill taught when I was certified. We did for fun at the end of a class and is really pretty useless, but if you are having your ticket punched anyway this will actually work.
I am always impressed by the ability of people to come up with a Rube Goldberg solution to make sure they are properly dead.