george_austin
Contributor
- Messages
- 573
- Reaction score
- 289
- # of dives
- 5000 - ∞
1.) Equipment dependent divers. 2.) Divers of a certain type (Koreans) that scour the southern California sea bed for those tasty sea cucumbers and other illegally collected marine life in order to bum rush the galley after the dive and throw that dead stuff on the grill. 3.) Divers that drink too much beer at the end of the day, then pretend they're Joe Sea Hunt around all the cute girls. 4.) New divers that need 5 people to carry their weight belt aboard, have to fully inflate their 36# lift water wings in order to not go rocketing to the bottom while chatting to their friends on the surface - return from the dive and drop their weight belt from waist high on my foot. 5.) Divers that show up a half hour before boarding with enough gear in roller bags to sink a battleship then try to rush the gangway and deposit all that new dive gear right in the middle of a pathway - these people are always the most nervous, which is weird considering they have the most up to date and modern market driven equipment, whistles, alarms, transmitters, flares, flare guns, instruction booklets, etc. etc. 6.) The uber experienced Captain Ahab spear gunners - loading up and charging their toys on the fantail - 2 hours before the first dive. 7.) The story tellers - OH. My. Gawd. 8.) The "Sporting Goods Superstore" Instructors taking a class of 8 or 10 greenhorn bubbleblowers out for their first boat dives who think they have purchased the boat for the day and "don't listen to the divemaster" - "he's not a PADI instructor" . . .