ams511
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I was going to respond with "You have to be joking", until I read further and realised your tongue was firmly jammed in your cheek.
You sucked me in, best sarcasm I have seen for a while, and you so neatly lead me into it as well. Well done!
I am sorry. I thought it was clear my post was a joke when talking about Star Trek.
---------- Post added March 1st, 2014 at 03:20 PM ----------
You can achieve this one of two ways; either get someone to breath off the regulator for an hour or so or use a machine like the Scubatools one. Neither solution is cheap nor are they perfect as they do not replicate the effects of pressure on the piston or diaphragm.
Do you have Taco Bell in the UK? If so then eat there preferably drinking some beer with the meal (if you can call it that). In a short time, your family will be begging to breath off the regulator. They may even offer to pay you for the privilege to do so.