pnwkiwi
Registered
As someone who serves in a volunteer Coast Guard unit here in NZ, all I can say is that me and my colleagues would infinitely prefer to help you get over your embarrassment on the ride back to the dock and deliver you safe and sound to your friends and loved ones than put your deceased body into the custody of law enforcement. There is an inevitable delay between PLB activation, the mobilization of rescue services and the location and recovery of a drifting person. Put that person in a black exposure suit, add in any kind of swell/chop and/or fading light and the last step can be extremely challenging.