Hot Peppers

[Zeeman]

On the lighter side of peppers...

I was at a friends party once. All the "tough" guys there decided to try an assortment of hot peppers the host had provided. Many a man came to tears as the peppers went higher and higher on the Scoville scale.

There was one man inparticular whom I will never forget. After sampling many of the peppers and consuming many a beer he excused himself to the restroom. Upon his return he seemed rather uncomfortable. Come to find out he hadn't cleaned his hands. After a couple of minutes he was curled up on the kitchen floor, in a fetal position, writhing in agony. It was one of the most hysterical things I have ever seen

Just a little laugh for you guys, now please continue with your regularly scheduled programming.




By the way, great topic NetDoc.

:lol:

great story!!!

Z...

 

[Zeeman]

I was in Istanbul with my girlfriend at the time, we were eating in this really cool tower that ove rlooks the bay and the red and blue Mosques. Very pretty, but anyway...

She ordered some kebab sticks, and it had these little chillis on it. Now, to give you an idea - she is half Mexican, half Spanish - and LOVES her hot stuff. She bit into one of the chillis and her eyes blew up to the size of tennis balls, her mouth had that "surprised wide open mouth" look that only the ball game clowns at the circus and blow up dolls can acheive. Her face went a shade of scarlett that any Ferrari owner would recognise, and the flapping of the arms reminded me of a small wrasse trying to do a u-turn on a dime. It vaporised her taste buds, numbed her mouth and she couldn't eat anything for the rest of the night...

Z.

 

[Zeeman]

Oh, and if you're using IcyHot on sore muscles wash your hands before you go to bed. Otherwise, just as you're falling asleep, you're privates might start itching. If you're hands aren't washed, you'll not get any sleep for a while...

Not going to tell you how I know that.

Stop that! You'll go blind...

Z..

 

[Missdirected]

Another time we were out (in the UK after drinking) and jokingly told the waiter we were considering ordering a Fal (not on the menu). He just looked at us and said "Very, very bad, don't do it." The Vindaloo was fine and one day I'll order a Fal.

Agreed Fal is scary! I sat with a friend for dinner, at and Indian in England and he ordered the Fal. It was hurting me and I was sitting across from him. That stuff is no joke.

 

[Jamdiver]

I was in Istanbul with my girlfriend at the time, we were eating in this really cool tower that ove rlooks the bay and the red and blue Mosques. Very pretty, but anyway...

She ordered some kebab sticks, and it had these little chillis on it. Now, to give you an idea - she is half Mexican, half Spanish - and LOVES her hot stuff. She bit into one of the chillis and her eyes blew up to the size of tennis balls, her mouth had that "surprised wide open mouth" look that only the ball game clowns at the circus and blow up dolls can acheive. Her face went a shade of scarlett that any Ferrari owner would recognise, and the flapping of the arms reminded me of a small wrasse trying to do a u-turn on a dime. It vaporised her taste buds, numbed her mouth and she couldn't eat anything for the rest of the night...

Z.

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Ok must make a note not to order kebab sticks with little chilis on it!

 

[wreckchick]

Oh, how to say this without a TOS violation and the post getting pulled....

Ok, so several years ago I was working at a BW-3, which is a wing place. At the time their hottest wings were called Wild and they were pretty darn hot. Well, one of my co-workers and I were both fine with eating the Wild wings and so we split a big pile one night.

He goes home to his girlfriend and, well, decided to show her a little bit of extra affection that night and do something "special" for her. Remember don't forget to wash your hands before you pee? Well, gentlemen, a toothbrush is something to keep in mind as well, apparently.

Rachel

 

[Jamdiver]

Oh, how to say this without a TOS violation and the post getting pulled....

Ok, so several years ago I was working at a BW-3, which is a wing place. At the time their hottest wings were called Wild and they were pretty darn hot. Well, one of my co-workers and I were both fine with eating the Wild wings and so we split a big pile one night.

He goes home to his girlfriend and, well, decided to show her a little bit of extra affection that night and do something "special" for her. Remember don't forget to wash your hands before you pee? Well, gentlemen, a toothbrush is something to keep in mind as well, apparently.

Rachel

Wow!! and Ouch...... :11::11:

 

[Missdirected]

Oh, how to say this without a TOS violation and the post getting pulled....

Ok, so several years ago I was working at a BW-3, which is a wing place. At the time their hottest wings were called Wild and they were pretty darn hot. Well, one of my co-workers and I were both fine with eating the Wild wings and so we split a big pile one night.

He goes home to his girlfriend and, well, decided to show her a little bit of extra affection that night and do something "special" for her. Remember don't forget to wash your hands before you pee? Well, gentlemen, a toothbrush is something to keep in mind as well, apparently.

Rachel

OMG! Snap, too funny :rofl2:

 

[wstein]

Oh, how to say this without a TOS violation and the post getting pulled....

Ok, so several years ago I was working at a BW-3, which is a wing place. At the time their hottest wings were called Wild and they were pretty darn hot. Well, one of my co-workers and I were both fine with eating the Wild wings and so we split a big pile one night.

He goes home to his girlfriend and, well, decided to show her a little bit of extra affection that night and do something "special" for her. Remember don't forget to wash your hands before you pee? Well, gentlemen, a toothbrush is something to keep in mind as well, apparently.

Rachel

Been there done that with my ex-g/f....needless to say, she didn't want to have anything to do with me for weeks.

 

[venturediver]

Here's one for ya. I used to be a medic on a rescue truck. One night we get called to a 17 year old male with an unknown medical.
Turns out the young man had contracted a case of the crustaceans of the private area. So, in an attempt to cure him, his buddies told him to shave the area, which he did. When that did not work, they sat him waist deep in a bathtub full of bleach. The bleach combined with the razor burn and the original condition he was fighting crippled him. We managed to maintain a straight face until we got him to the hospital and explained the issue to the female ER doctor. It was all over after that.