Have you ever seen the Matrix? I look kinda like that. I swat the propeller out of the way...it's hella cool if you can get me on tape and slow it down so you can see my hands move.But I know that you guys have probably perfected a method of fending off a propeller with your hands... right?
Just trying to get you guys to get along...you have the benefits of horizontal and then the benefits of going vertical if you follow that method...that way you and Rick can be friends again...although I want to see one of these "belly up" ascents. That sounds interesting..O-ring you crack me up!
Personally, I ascend horizontally and have never hit anything...then again, I don't dive in boat infested waters and know where I am and where my boat is when I am coming up. I usually just come up underneath the current/trail line and grab on until it is my turn on the ladder.