Hijacking! How good are you?

[bowlofpetunias]

But remember, you have to have the Advanced Certificate in Bandage Rolling and Securing first! That's another $A165.00!

Are you sure that isn't NAUI or GUEY or one of the others?

Redback Beer is good

 

[thanksforallthefish]

and then cotton picking techniques

 

[NZarathustra]

you have to start at the very beginning ... doe a deer

Dough... for beer... I need a beer...
Ray... a guy who buys me beer...
Me... it's me... I need a beer...
Fa... a long way to the bar...
So... I think I'll have a beer...
La... la la la la la la...
Ti... no thanks, I'll have a beer...
And that leads us... back to...
BEER.

 

[livinoz]

Are you sure that isn't NAUI or GUEY or one of the others?

I'm not sure, maybe it's the new one, AUSI?

 

[NZarathustra]

and then cotton picking techniques

I've got a cotton-picking computer... gol-darnit.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Split it into two classes (beginning and advanced), offer a day of classroom training, then off to work on the dummies, then 4 skill assessments at the scene of a real accident!

Oh, and charge you out the bum.

Twice.

they'd have to be dummies to get bit enough times for us to get all that practise in

Dough... for beer... I need a beer...
Ray... a guy who buys me beer...
Me... it's me... I need a beer...
Fa... a long way to the bar...
So... I think I'll have a beer...
La... la la la la la la...
Ti... no thanks, I'll have a beer...
And that leads us... back to...
BEER.

 

[livinoz]

I've got a cotton-picking computer... gol-darnit.

Y'all alright there mister?

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Y'all alright there mister?

if someone would just give him a beer... he'd be fine

 

[NZarathustra]

Y'all alright there mister?

I think so. Had a bit of a spill comin' round the mountain when she came...

I never understood that song anyway. Was the road bumpy or something?

 

[NZarathustra]

they'd have to be dummies to get bit enough times for us to get all that practise in

Maybe someone spit them.