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:dropmouth: showering is acceptable but can only be done while standing on a car that is being washed with the run off water
The car must be on a lawn so the run off waters the lawn

No no Petunia that's not right!

No showering shall be done by any citizen of Melbourne unless they smell so bad downwind that the population has collapsed from the fumes, and is so ordered by the State Government.

You must be thinking of Sydney!
 
That must be them thar Sydneysider restrictions. Liv says in Melbourne, you can't even have a drink of water unless you're blowing dust out your bu... er... bottom.

Not just dust, but have cobwebs there as well! :rofl3::rofl3:
 
No showering shall be done by any citizen of Melbourne unless they smell so bad downwind that the population has collapsed from the fumes, and is so ordered by the State Government.

And then you'll get two fines... one for excess water usage and one from Environmental Protection. Oh, and the Greenies will throw things at your house.
 
I like it!

but it means you have to actually have a friend!:shocked2:
 
And then you'll get two fines... one for excess water usage and one from Environmental Protection. Oh, and the Greenies will throw things at your house.

Not to mention noise pollution as well...

As for the Greenies I think they might have run out of bricks last I heard. Thy used them for their dunnies..the non-flush type..to save water!

save water ... shower with a friend ;)

Ohh is that what you do Fish? ;)

Cobwebs back there? Better be careful it's not one of them fundamentalwebs... I hear they can be nasty.

Not as nasty as the red backs, they can really give you a red...bottom!
 
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