Hijacking! How good are you?

[thanksforallthefish]

hmm ... just remembered ... my only experience was not with a toilet but what goes into the toilet.

When my parents built their house they had to pay for it to be connected to the sewer, so they the next door neighbour and the neighbour over the back all chipped in and got a privat connection built.

One day no ones toilets would flush away the by product so our neighbour called the water board, as he worked for them they came out to have a look, but as it was going to take some time they could not really do anything.

So the neighbour gets an electric eel to try and clear the obstruction ... I am there helping reluctantly trying to avoid the by product .... anyway after an hour here anm I laying on the ground surrounded by by product with my arm up the sewer pipe, not caring a bit.

It amazes me what you can and will do if necessary.

Eventually we cleared the blockage ... from one of his trees.

 

[livinoz]

Nother one?

Go right ahead.

I have a few from school, like the little boys getting their, erm...you-know-what...stuck in their zippers and little girls who couldn't get to the loo in time. We always had spare undies in the staff room for the kids

 

[bowlofpetunias]

hmm ... just remembered ... my only experience was not with a toilet but what goes into the toilet.

When my parents built their house they had to pay for it to be connected to the sewer, so they the next door neighbour and the neighbour over the back all chipped in and got a privat connection built.

One day no ones toilets would flush away the by product so our neighbour called the water board, as he worked for them they came out to have a look, but as it was going to take some time they could not really do anything.

So the neighbour gets an electric eel to try and clear the obstruction ... I am there helping reluctantly trying to avoid the by product .... anyway after an hour here anm I laying on the ground surrounded by by product with my arm up the sewer pipe, not caring a bit.

It amazes me what you can and will do if necessary.

Eventually we cleared the blockage ... from one of his trees.

:shocked2:ewwwww interesting what you learn on the internet

 

[livinoz]

hmm ... just remembered ... my only experience was not with a toilet but what goes into the toilet.

When my parents built their house they had to pay for it to be connected to the sewer, so they the next door neighbour and the neighbour over the back all chipped in and got a privat connection built.

One day no ones toilets would flush away the by product so our neighbour called the water board, as he worked for them they came out to have a look, but as it was going to take some time they could not really do anything.

So the neighbour gets an electric eel to try and clear the obstruction ... I am there helping reluctantly trying to avoid the by product .... anyway after an hour here anm I laying on the ground surrounded by by product with my arm up the sewer pipe, not caring a bit.

It amazes me what you can and will do if necessary.

Eventually we cleared the blockage ... from one of his trees.

Oh good grief! Ergh!

 

[livinoz]

Okay, I claim a

 

[thanksforallthefish]

Okay, I claim a

a crap hijack

 

[thanksforallthefish]

Go right ahead.

I have a few from school, like the little boys getting their, erm...you-know-what...stuck in their zippers and little girls who couldn't get to the loo in time. We always had spare undies in the staff room for the kids

OUCH ... your story is way worse than mine.

 

[livinoz]

a crap hijack

I say a crap is better than no at all!

 

[livinoz]

OUCH ... your story is way worse than mine.

Yes it was pretty ouchie...it was difficult to get them calm enough to help them out of their predicament because they wouldn't let the female teachers touch anything.... poor little chaps.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Well when we were living in the suburbs of Vancouver we were on a 5 acre lot.

We had our own septic system and we were having problems with the septic tank

SF was a grease monkey... not a qualified mechanic but kinda self taught and knew he knew more than he knew and could convince people...

Someone was having trouble with a backhoe... he said he could fix it.

While he had the backhoe he couldn't resist digging around the place with it and among other things he dug up the top of the septic tank.

Owner of the backhoe got fed up and claimed his asset without warning so we were left with all these trenches and exposed septic system.

Course SF is too lazy to fill them in by hand. Neighbours get fed up with the smell... report it.. we get served with an order to fill it in etc etc.

Mom worked we were in school.... SF too lazy home all day but not working on it. Mom and I using shovels to try to fill it in on the weekends.

Got served again with warning of fine impending.

SF got a friend to help by driving the truck. SF Chained a wheelbarrow to the back of the truck and signals driver to go forward.... dragging dirt pile into hole.

Mom warned him... be careful you don't get too close that thing is undercut... could collapse!

SF **&&* off I know what I'm doing .... etc"

I'm standing in the kitchen doing dishes when I see the truck stop and the driver get out. He was doubled over grabbing his stomache.. red in the face.

I say "MOM I think you better go see what's going on out there"

Mom opens the door to find SF on the doorstep stripped to his undies and working on removeing them too.

Mom "George.. the neightborurs"

SF "f the neighbours"

Mom drags him in.... reeking.

He got too close to the edge... lost his balance threw his hand up to catch his balance ... truck driver thought he meant go faster.. and dragged SF through a very cold very smelly mess!

You know that is the only time I remember him taking a bath heheheh