Hemorrhoids and diving :)

[MBH]

If they become large enough that you feel compelled to buy them their own set of gear and begin practicing air-share drills with them, you may want to visit your friendly proctologist.

Thank you very much Fish_Whisperer. I now hold the world record for spewing Diet Coke out of my nose.:mooner: I'd forgotten how painful that is.

Oh well...I needed to clean up my computer desk anyway.

 

[eandiver]

It's official. I have now seen everything imaginable on Scubaboard.

I'll second that.......I thought I had topped it all with my prosthetic eye popping out at depth due to pressure changes in mask question.

 

[Jupiter31]

Oaky I did a search and no such luck.

Can you dive with a mild case of external Hemroids ????

Sure

In fact I dove with a bunch of them on the dive boat last Saturday!

 

[irishsquid]

Thank you very much Fish_Whisperer. I now hold the world record for spewing Diet Coke out of my nose.:mooner: I'd forgotten how painful that is.

Oh well...I needed to clean up my computer desk anyway.

THANKS to Both of ya! I just finished performing the Heimlich on myself, due to a Girl Scout cookie becoming lodged in my throat!

 

[k4man]

"Neither ScubaBoard's staff nor its members are able to provide accurate medical diagnosis over the internet. If you think you might be injured or have suffered any symptoms of DCS, you need to be evaluated by a doctor immediately. Please seek medical attention or call the Divers Alert Network (DAN) at 1-800-446-2671. For the international DAN telephone numbers, click here."


NOW THIS ^above^ is a FUNNY notice to be posted along with this thread....Call DAN about this one...can you imagine the jokes????

 

[fisherdvm]

Hemorrhoids are a disability. Nearly 50% of the population is afflicted with it. It is no laughing matter.

SHAME ON YOU ALL.

WE NEED A MODERATOR HERE ASAP! Where is TS&M??

 

[vladimir]

Keep it down Dr. Fisher! Fishwhisperer is still on probation over the infamous Viagra thread--he doesn't need this.

 

[k4man]

Hemorrhoids are a disability. Nearly 50% of the population is afflicted with it. It is no laughing matter.

SHAME ON YOU ALL.

WE NEED A MODERATOR HERE ASAP! Where is TS&M??

Ok, Doc....easy....this was, obviously, a serious question

I'll do my part to...stop flarring up this topic

 

[Hemlon]

I'll second that.......I thought I had topped it all with my prosthetic eye popping out at depth due to pressure changes in mask question.

 

[Rick Murchison]

Can you dive with a mild case of external Hemroids ????

Gawd I hope so...
Rick