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Nice setup theatis! I'm quite jealous, I'd love to have a 100" screen.
I saw this over at AVS, figured I'd post it here in case anyone missed it:
A BD fan passed away and found himself in the ante-room between Heaven and Hell. The admitting Angel was surprised to see him and said there was some sort of mix-up in his file. After unsuccessfully trying to solve the mix-up, the Angel told the BD fan that they would allow him to make his own choice as to whether he went to Heaven or Hell.
The BD fan was then seated in front of two plasmas: one labeled "Heaven" and one labeled "Hell."
The "Heaven" display showed streets paved in gold with many smiling people gathered in clusters singing beautiful hymns. Lovely harp music filled the air and the sky was filled with soft, puffy white clouds.
The "Hell" display showed a white sand beach with a sparkling blue ocean gently lapping on the shore. There were many beautiful young women in tiny bikini's strolling the beach, lying in the sand and playing volleyball and having a lot of fun.
The BD fan looked at both scenes for awhile and then thought to himself, "Heaven is nice, but Hell really does look so much better at 1080p." He told the Angel he chose to go to Hell, and he was immediately sent down.
Quite awhile later, the admitting Angel was making his customary rounds of Heaven and Hell, checking on the daily routines. He saw the BD fan and went over to speak to him. The BD fan was chained to a wall. He was dirty and thin. His body was covered in festering sores and he was groaning in great pain. The Angel said, "You know, I could not understand why you chose Hell when you could have gone to Heaven. You, of course, are suffering the consequences of Hell."
The BD fan looked at the Angel with tormented eyes and said, "Where are the beautiful girls? Where is the white sand beach and the sparkling blue ocean? Where is all the fun?"
The Angel said, "Oh, that... Well, that was just the demo..."
I saw this over at AVS, figured I'd post it here in case anyone missed it:
A BD fan passed away and found himself in the ante-room between Heaven and Hell. The admitting Angel was surprised to see him and said there was some sort of mix-up in his file. After unsuccessfully trying to solve the mix-up, the Angel told the BD fan that they would allow him to make his own choice as to whether he went to Heaven or Hell.
The BD fan was then seated in front of two plasmas: one labeled "Heaven" and one labeled "Hell."
The "Heaven" display showed streets paved in gold with many smiling people gathered in clusters singing beautiful hymns. Lovely harp music filled the air and the sky was filled with soft, puffy white clouds.
The "Hell" display showed a white sand beach with a sparkling blue ocean gently lapping on the shore. There were many beautiful young women in tiny bikini's strolling the beach, lying in the sand and playing volleyball and having a lot of fun.
The BD fan looked at both scenes for awhile and then thought to himself, "Heaven is nice, but Hell really does look so much better at 1080p." He told the Angel he chose to go to Hell, and he was immediately sent down.
Quite awhile later, the admitting Angel was making his customary rounds of Heaven and Hell, checking on the daily routines. He saw the BD fan and went over to speak to him. The BD fan was chained to a wall. He was dirty and thin. His body was covered in festering sores and he was groaning in great pain. The Angel said, "You know, I could not understand why you chose Hell when you could have gone to Heaven. You, of course, are suffering the consequences of Hell."
The BD fan looked at the Angel with tormented eyes and said, "Where are the beautiful girls? Where is the white sand beach and the sparkling blue ocean? Where is all the fun?"
The Angel said, "Oh, that... Well, that was just the demo..."
