So why aren't you typing this on a typewriter? Sheer laziness on your part! My God man! Get off of your lazy butt and get out the Smith Corona! Spell checkers will just rot your brain!!! As for me, I think I'll have a liquid Corona!

That's about as dangerous statement as I have ever heard. You are actually advocating to NOT TEACH them how to use the very tool they are going to be diving with and teach them the tool that very few actually use??? That's like making the NRA teach how to shoot a rifle with just a bow and arrow. Now they will REALLY understand where hunting came from. Shoot a rifle? Oh just read the user manual. You don't REALLY need an instructor to help you with that safety, or how to carry it, clean it, store it and all the rest. If you understand bows, you're BOUND to understand rifles... HEY DON'T POINT THAT THING AT M......................