Thing is if you do read this before tomorrow comes, remember to sing (in fake mockney accent):
I'm gettin marrid in tha mornin,
Ding-dong, tha bewls are gonna chime,
Puwl out tha stoppa, make it a whoppa,
But get me to tha church on time.
I've got to be vaere in tha mornin
Spruc'd up an lookin in my prvime
Gerls come an kiss me, show how yewl miss me
But get me to tha church on time
If I am dancin, roll up tha flaww
If I am whistlin, *whew* me out the door
For I'm getting marrid in tha mornin
Ding dong tha bewls are gonna chime
Kick up a rumpus, but don't lose tha compuss
And get me to tha church, get me to tha church
Be sure and get me to tha church on time
I'm gettin marrid in tha mornin
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Stock me or jail me, stamp me and maiwl me
But get me to tha church on time
I've got to be vaere in the mornin
Spruced up and lookin in my prvime
Some bloke who's ayble, lift up tha tayble
But get me to tha church on time
If I am flyin, then shoot me daawn
If I am wooin, get her out of taawn
For I'm getting marrid in tha mornin
Ding dong tha bewls are gonna chime
Feather and tar me, call out the awrmy
But get me to tha church, get me to tha church
Be sure and get me to tha church on time
For Gawd's sake get me to tha church on time
Can you tell i disliked mockney accents (think Jamie Oliver if you will) that was why there are so many mis-spellings in there - just try saying it mockney.
But even so, have fun in the morning - and get there on time
