I have TONS of stories like this. 
Misadventures from the desk of a customs broker:
I have a reefer container of frozen food from India. CBP in NY: we want you to take it to X whse for intensive exam (that’s where the container is fully unloaded) Me: this is a reefer. Can’t go that whse. CBP: it WILL go to that whse. Me: it’s a REEFER. You want to clean up the spoiled food at the whse?
10 minutes later the shipment is released. No further mention of exam. Where does CBP get these idiots? TSA rejects?

	
		
			
		
		
	
				
			Misadventures from the desk of a customs broker:
I have a reefer container of frozen food from India. CBP in NY: we want you to take it to X whse for intensive exam (that’s where the container is fully unloaded) Me: this is a reefer. Can’t go that whse. CBP: it WILL go to that whse. Me: it’s a REEFER. You want to clean up the spoiled food at the whse?
10 minutes later the shipment is released. No further mention of exam. Where does CBP get these idiots? TSA rejects?


 
				 
  
						 
  
 
		 
 
		

 Told them the story of the former customer who got hit with a $1 million fine for doing the same thing. That finally shut them up.
 Told them the story of the former customer who got hit with a $1 million fine for doing the same thing. That finally shut them up. 
 
		
 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		