Found Sex Toy in Ginnie Springs

[rddvet]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN! Y'ALL NEED JESUS.

This time it was one at stage bottle rock. When I put it on the hose retainers that I keep on my XJ, it was almost the length of the body.

Yes I the idea of a huge sex toy on the top looks as funny as it sounds.

That's the John Holmes model

 

[Waterwulf]

Are you sure it wasn't a petrified real one?

 

[ofg-1]

Deleted.

 

[rddvet]

Deleted.

damn you. if you had to delete it, it had to be good

 

[rsingler]

Reminds me of the time I was first into the dark forward enlisted lounge next to the jail, deep inside the Spiegel Grove. I was only 50 hours into CCR, so my buoyancy was just okay. I put my hand out to steady myself on a post while my instructor followed me in (Adv Wreck).
I can still hear him laughing into his hoses when the post "moved" and I hung there with a huge dildo in my hand. It was just standing on the bar in the dark, but being a little stressed during the class, I guess I had tunnel vision when I reached for support. Doh!

 

[Manatee Diver]

Some people have too much money on their hands, as I found a third one. It was clipped to the bats.

If you all have that much spare money, just Venmo it to me I will dispose of it for you without the intermediate steps of having to go to a sex shop and placing it in the cave.

Reminds me of the time I was first into the dark forward enlisted lounge next to the jail, deep inside the Spiegel Grove. I was only 50 hours into CCR, so my buoyancy was just okay. I put my hand out to steady myself on a post while my instructor followed me in (Adv Wreck).
I can still hear him laughing into his hoses when the post "moved" and I hung there with a huge dildo in my hand. It was just standing on the bar in the dark, but being a little stressed during the class, I guess I had tunnel vision when I reached for support. Doh!

My instructor was leading, at the time the uhhh... trophy was kept behind the bar. So he very theatrically went behind the bar and pulled it out putting it on the bar.

 

[Endler's]

Some people have too much money on their hands,

Just buy the Four inch ones, that are marked half-off.

 

[ofg-1]

Some people have too much money on their hands, as I found a third one. It was clipped to the bats.

Please tell me at least it was pointed toward the exit.

 

[Manatee Diver]

Please tell me at least it was pointed toward the exit.

If you have a drill and a ton of time... sure.

Thanks to all the people leaving these in the cave I have found out that these are positively buoyant. So being tied at the base it was pointing up.

 

[Gene]

About time for someone to retell Rich Courtney’s story about his experience in the run. And no, it won’t be me.