Fortune Cookie

[dpbishop]

My Favorite of all time: "You are doomed to a happy marriage" - "in bed"? works for me.

 

[RadRob]

I like the sig idea... here are the ones so far:

I may not know what I'm doing, but I'm having fun doing it... in bed

From the CyberDiver formerly know as 3Dent... in bed

Shamelessly supporting the wonderful crew at Scubatoys... in bed

Your life is an island seperated from all other islands and continents. Regardless of how many boats you send to other shores or how many ships arrive upon your shores, you yourself are an island seperated by its own pains, secluded in its happiness... in bed

The secret of happiness: Low expectations... in bed

In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it... in bed

"Life! She is IMMENSE!!" ... in bed

Opportunities are never lost, someone will take the ones you miss... in bed

The fact that your paranoid does not mean that they're not out to get you... in bed

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

BWAHAHAHAHA!! Too funny...

"Driving isn't just a part of my life, it IS my life!" ...in bed

Soooo much ocean, so little time.... in bed

If speed kills, consider me a dead man! ...in bed

Somehow, Rob, yours don't come out so flattering.... Hrmmmm... LOL

 

[Penopolypants]

My favorite fortune cookie ever - "You like chinese food"

So true.

 

[MSilvia]

My favorite: After three of us opened empty cookies, my brother's fortune said "Share your fortune, be it good or bad."

 

[maggs_the]

I like the sig idea... here are the ones so far:

I may not know what I'm doing, but I'm having fun doing it... in bed

From the CyberDiver formerly know as 3Dent... in bed

Shamelessly supporting the wonderful crew at Scubatoys... in bed

Your life is an island seperated from all other islands and continents. Regardless of how many boats you send to other shores or how many ships arrive upon your shores, you yourself are an island seperated by its own pains, secluded in its happiness... in bed

The secret of happiness: Low expectations... in bed

In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it... in bed

"Life! She is IMMENSE!!" ... in bed

Opportunities are never lost, someone will take the ones you miss... in bed

The fact that your paranoid does not mean that they're not out to get you... in bed

HA! hysterical.. and so insightful too

 

[mike_s]

how about this one?

 

[jland800]

LOL!!!!

I've had my suspicions!

 

[Li'l38]

:rofl:

I like the sig idea...

Yeah, someone could really play with a few sigs from this board....these are so funny....

Shamelessly supporting the wonderful crew at Scubatoys... in bed

Shameless, just shameless :lol2:

The secret of happiness: Low expectations... in bed

OOO dang, that's gotta hurt!....:laughing:

"Life! She is IMMENSE!!" ... in bed

ummm, :54:

Opportunities are never lost, someone will take the ones you miss... in bed

Hey man, that's just WRONG!

The fact that you're paranoid does not mean that they're not out to get you... in bed

Proven repeatedly for centuries....

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

ROFLMAO, Li'l38!!

<insert.heartbeat.smilie.here>...in bed. (Yeah, I find myself smiling a lot in bed!!) LMAO!