Eating Chips & Queso with Dave's Insanity Sauce

[Dectek]

It is not hot unless the back of your head starts sweating instantly. I also have been in a situation where by body was trying to repell the offensive peppers from hell I ate in Mexico.
I wanted to know if anyone else cries the next day in the reading room.
My girlfriend knows what is going on when she hears the yell:
" COME ON ICE CREAM !!!!!!):flusher:




I never knew this smile gif was animated. Refresh the page while looking at this post. roflmao

 

[O-ring]

Dectek once bubbled...
It is not hot unless the back of your head starts sweating instantly. I also have been in a situation where by body was trying to repell the offensive peppers from hell I ate in Mexico.
I wanted to know if anyone else cries the next day in the reading room.
My girlfriend knows what is going on when she hears the yell:
" COME ON ICE CREAM !!!!!!):flusher:

I knew there had to be another connoisseur of hot stuff around. I know the feeling...we call it either "ring of fire" or "colon burn".

 

[ckharlan66]

Come on.....it can't be that hot.

Chad

 

[Dryglove]

We used to play practical jokes on some of the guys with daves insanity hot sauce.We would sneak into their lunches and put a bunch of it in their burritos,sandwiches,etc and around the threads of their water bottles and wath em squirm.Then when they went to get a swig out of their water bottles they would get another dose from the threads being coated with it.Its some bad stuff.Just one drop can put the average dude to his knees.....lol.

 

[ScubaDan]

O-ring once bubbled...

That's how we got my other friend (Tom)...he was a real chilehead and didn't believe it would be that hot. He slathered his wings in it and before you know it he was on his deathbed. It is soooo hysterical how these things play out...I want to do a study on the psychology of the male ego and fiery foods...anyway I digress. So Tom is over there dying and scratching out his will on a napkin and my other buddy Dave goes, "It can't possibly be that hot". Ahahahahhahaahhahaa..... there was a victim #2 about 30 seconds later.



I think exercising option #1 (not eating) is a good rule to use when faced with the artificial sauces though.

ROFLMAO

 

[Big-t-2538]

For those who are insane....(O-ring I'm looking in your direction)...You can actually order Capsicum oil on-line from some place in AZ. I don't know the name, I'll have to talk with a good friend of mine and find out where he gets it. But this stuff is just down-right wrong.....

Your hotter habaneros (sp?) are about 1 part per 100,000 Capsicum, and that is considered very hot. This crap is pure Capsicum. It only takes 3 drops to ignite a 2 gallon pot of chilie. Also, if you like peppers...you can julianne a few, place 2 drops of this magic potion in with your favorite marinade or seasonings, and have some wondderfully hot peppers for fajitas, quesadillas, and stir-frys.

 

[pdoege]

There is a local joint here in Central Florida called Tijuana Flats. They have a great hot bar. Used to go all the time when I worked out at UCF. Load up on hot sauces and then back to work.

Those were the days!

Peter

 

[subdude]

and will often cause the toilet water to boil the day after.

subdude

 

[Bob3]

I first got introduced to Habaneros down in the Yucatan, even brought some seeds back (whole 'nother story w/crying in the shower).
Odd part about it is the wonderful flavor they have, that's why I'll just sliver one up & make an habanero sandwich.
el Yucateco make some decent natural sauces, I'd introduce it to folks by putting a drop on a toothpick and then wipe it off!
The oils would soak up in the wood, it'd still be mighty snappy.

Anybody fond of Jamaican Jerk? got a swell recipe !!!
Also have the "original" Yucateco salsa recipe, tho it does vary a tad from area to area.:mean:

 

[nitroxbabe]

O-ring once bubbled...

They are absolutely, ridiculously hot. You have to have a bottle on hand in the house, IMHO. For $6 I can have endless enjoyment with guests. The other night, one of my dive buddies was over and I asked him if he had had it before. He was like, "no, is it hot?". From there, you can just goad them into it... "yeah, you wouldn't believe how hot...much too hot for you, I better put it away".

Before long, he has a big drop of it on his finger and it is headed mouthward....shortly thereafter the fun began. Not sure I will dive with him for a while though...

I like hot, but not quite like ya'll (well outside any reasonable limits, I mean).

My husband & his brother though - OMG. I am laughing at the "study" on men & hot stuff: it's so true.

Ever try extra hot horseradish? It's a whole new dimension of hot. Up in Crivitz, Wisconsin, we discovered the Yacht Club, which claims to carry the hottest horseradish known to man. As you approach this charming country establishment, you can admire the hand-letter signs which say "Pregnant ladies should not eat the horseradish" and "Eat horseradish at your own risk!".

My husband, being his macho self, decides to try the "DANGER HOT" horseradish. As soon as he asks for it, every single guy at the bar turns to look at the challenger: it was like the Old West.

Now, keep in mind that Kurt will take a habenero and eat the whole dang thing.

The bartender says that Kurt had better try the sauce first before he buys it, opens a bag of chips, and proffers the DANGER HOT. Kurt got a tiny amount on the chip (smaller than the white on the end of your fingernail). The bartender looked and said, "Don't do it". Everybody at the bar said "Don't do it". Kurt looked around, said "I'm eating it" and downed the chip. Immediately his face turned beet red, he broke out into a sweat, and ran out of the bar, gagging.

I, of course, started laughing hysterically. I stopped, however, when the bartender looked outside with a concerned expression and wondered if he was OK.

Kurt was sick the rest of the day.

Macho, smacho.

Now every time I think he's doing something dumb, I say "I'm eating it".



BTW my personal favorite hot sauce is Marie Sharps (from Belize). Nice heat without losing flavor! Good stuff. I think you can order it online.... the hot red is a better flavor IMHO than the green...