Setting up gear:
Wing and backplate on tanks. run argon bottle into BP holder if using argon. Light on harness, lighthead clipped off to right d-ring. buckle run through crotchstrap and then waist strap through buckle. Check isolator. Regs on tanks, hoses charged when 1st stages in desired position. Gas pressure verified with anlysis sticker and SPG clipped to waist d-ring. long hose coiled up and clip run through backup reg's bungee and clipped to left d-ring. Analyse gas and verify with analysis sticker.
Rig up any stage bottles, charge and verify gas contents.
Dive prep:
Get in drysuit up to waist. Get rockboots on [tighen laces, cinch drawstring keeper, wrap laces around ankle clockwise, beyond drawstring keeper and run under the loop. tuck laces down under the crosses and back up so that the extra lace is secure and not dangling].
Take KY out of mask case and put in right pocket. get mask and defogger from mask case, defog mask, return defogger in max box. Put mask in fin pocket. put gloves in other fin pocket, and place fins with hood.
Put drysuit on, place KY back in mask case. rinse mask. unhook bungees securing tanks to boat, turn on gas, check isolator. replace bungees so they are just wrapped around valve knobs. Unhook harness buckle and spread waist straps. extend crotch strap and lay straight out on seat. put drysuit hose end between corrigated hose and inflator hose of wing. clip reel to left waist d-ring.
Check drysuit zipper. squeeze suit. Check valves.
left arm in harness to the point that the dump valve is through. right arm in harness. grab drysuit hose from where I stuck it between the corrigated and inflator hose, run under left arm and under harness webbing and hook up. Grab fins and hood and place on bench next to me. grab crotch strap, squidge back in seat, grab waste straps, thread crotch strap, tighten waist strap. Put on hood. unclip primary reg, get backup reg and put around neck. unravel primary reg, verify not tangled, run behind wing tuck under light canister, make loop and flip over head. clip reg off. Put mask on head backwards. Unclip light, make sure light cord isn't entangled. clip back. get bottom timer from right pocket. place on right arm. put left glove on. get computer from pocket and place on left wrist. get compass from pocket and place on left arm if not doing a wreck dive. close right pocket. put on right glove. reach back and slide bungees of valve knobs. check valves, check isolator. test drysuit inflation. test wing inflation. put on fins. put on mask. unclip SPG while testing backup reg, verify gas pressure, replace SPG. check if buddy ready.
Go to entry point. Check valves and isolator if anyone touches them. unclip primary. verify hose is clear. place back over head, test reg. Use elbows to check volume in wing and adjust if necessary. Jump in.
When getting out. remove fins. remove mask and place on lighthead. remove hood. unroute long hose, remove backup reg, coil longhose and clip through backup bungee and hood. right glove comes off, computer comes off and goes in pocket. left glove comes off, bottom timer goes in pocket. unhook drysuit hose and stick between inflator hose and corrigated. unbuckle harness and wrestle out. gloves stuck in fin pockets. get ky from mask box, get out of suit, return ky to right pocket.
Or something close to that. I'm not anal.
edit: actually yea... I probably am that anal. And god forbid someone talks to me at any time other than between paragraphs.