I used to talk to her like I was an air traffic controller and kept clearing her for takeoff and landing- she didn't appreciate that very much
Hahahahahahah, that is cruel but very funny!
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I used to talk to her like I was an air traffic controller and kept clearing her for takeoff and landing- she didn't appreciate that very much
I used to talk to her like I was an air traffic controller and kept clearing her for takeoff and landing
Her snoring is my ring sound when she calls me.
Hi, what do you guys do when your partner has a terrible snoring problem and you're stuck in small hotel room or even worse a livaboard stateroom with them, and you need your sleep and it's 2 am and the walls are shaking with each breath they take? My girlfriend uses a CPAP machine at home on some nights, on others when she forgets and my constant poking of her ribs is not effective, I find myself on the couch or a spare bedroom but unless there's an unused janitorial closet in a dive resort hotel or a private area in the main lobby with a suitable piece of furniture, I'm SOL. (That's S-H-I-T out of luck).
Her CPAP machine is rather heavy and although it's considered "medical equipment" not to be used for luggage weight calculations it's still something else to drag along.
We find that after a few days in tropical air she breathes better but by then I'm in a sleep deficit situation and we all know we need our beauty sleep for those high energy dives we'll be waking up for at 7:30 am the following morning.
I can't be the only one with this problem!
P.S. When I call her "Snorzolla" she calls me "Bed Hog" hence the origin of my username.
-BH
Twenty five pounds - holy crap! I have been using a CPAP off and on for 15+ years. My current model is 11.5 x 7.5 x 3 inches and probably weighs 5 pounds plus the hose and mask. It is a non-event for me to carry and pack - sometimes in a suitcase and other times in the provided carry case.
If your girlfriend is covered by insurance, perhaps she can get an updated model. Seems like insurance generally covers them ever 5 years or so. Good luck.
I have Bose noise cancelling headphones that I love for flying. They're a little awkward to sleep in, but in the situation you describe, they're the better alternative. You don't need to listen to music and the chord unplugs... just flip the switch and silence.
Alternatively, consider a new girlfriend. ;-)
I have Bose noise cancelling headphones that I love for flying. They're a little awkward to sleep in, but in the situation you describe, they're the better alternative. You don't need to listen to music and the chord unplugs... just flip the switch and silence.
Alternatively, consider a ne