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While diving in Cozumel in March many on the boat became a bit seasick with the clown of the group included - his response after feeding the fish? "wow, I think I just threw up lobster - and I haven't had lobster since December".
 
CDNScubaMoose:
While diving in Cozumel in March many on the boat became a bit seasick with the clown of the group included - his response after feeding the fish? "wow, I think I just threw up lobster - and I haven't had lobster since December".
:rofl3: :rofl3: very funny!
 
A DM friend of mine used to say, "Remember the two most important rules of SCUBA:

1. Embolise early and often;

and

2. The first person to the bottom wins.".

Cheers,

Andrew
 
Capt. Jim on the Escapade during the safety briefing yesterday:

"Emergence flotation life vests are stowed below. It you see the crew running out with one on, that would be a sign that it might be a good time to get one for yourself."
 
Direct Diver:
While teaching a pool session one of the young members of the class asked if he could do the 200 meter swim "doggie style". I said the "dog paddle" is actually acceptable. The adults in the class shared some wicked grins with me that day.

errr, I dont get this one....
 
"You lubed soooo well... wow you realllly lubed well!!"

My buddy in the parking lot after I had applied a new lube on my drysuit zipper. As soon as he said it we started to kill ourselves laughing.

Got a lot of looks for the people standing around though :D
 
jeckyll:
"You lubed soooo well... wow you realllly lubed well!!"

My buddy in the parking lot after I had applied a new lube on my drysuit zipper. As soon as he said it we started to kill ourselves laughing.

Got a lot of looks for the people standing around though :D
brokeback diving :rofl3:
 

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