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"In the event of a vessel sinking, your $500.00 BCD is NOT a USCG rated floatation device so by law I will advise you to make your way below and don a $8.00 life jacket."
"In the unlikely aforemetioned event if you opted to don your BCD anyway and like myself just have to be the first one to dive a new wreck, buddy up and do not pentrate the wreck as the structure will not stabilize for several days."
"There really is such a thing as SCUBA Police... It is Me. If you bring a short lobster onboard on purpose and refuse to set it free I PROMISE you it will be the most expensive Lobster you never ate."
"If you try to kiss a shark and it bites you I will still treat your wounds... I'll do it laughing but I will still do it."
When you are making your exit if you lose your balance fall into the water. Remember Water/Soft, Boat/Hard.
"In the unlikely aforemetioned event if you opted to don your BCD anyway and like myself just have to be the first one to dive a new wreck, buddy up and do not pentrate the wreck as the structure will not stabilize for several days."
"There really is such a thing as SCUBA Police... It is Me. If you bring a short lobster onboard on purpose and refuse to set it free I PROMISE you it will be the most expensive Lobster you never ate."
"If you try to kiss a shark and it bites you I will still treat your wounds... I'll do it laughing but I will still do it."
When you are making your exit if you lose your balance fall into the water. Remember Water/Soft, Boat/Hard.
"How deep are we going boss?"
"All the way to the bottom."
"A breath of water is like no breath at all."
This is somewhat of a story. I was doing a body recovery and found a bone in zero vis water, I brought is up and my safety was going to go down to continue the recovery as I was due to switch out. Remember this is zero viz but I had marked the search pattern where the target was found. The other diver asked "where exactly did you find it?" Someone from shore yelled "By the pile of bones on the bottom!" It seemed pretty funny at the time. I have a cool pic of me looking in a bucket at the bones.
Brent
"All the way to the bottom."
"A breath of water is like no breath at all."
This is somewhat of a story. I was doing a body recovery and found a bone in zero vis water, I brought is up and my safety was going to go down to continue the recovery as I was due to switch out. Remember this is zero viz but I had marked the search pattern where the target was found. The other diver asked "where exactly did you find it?" Someone from shore yelled "By the pile of bones on the bottom!" It seemed pretty funny at the time. I have a cool pic of me looking in a bucket at the bones.
Brent
WarrenZ
The Ultimate Bad Example
I have a couple:
"When your feelin froggy jump in"
"Pools open;Its time to get wet!!!"
"When your feelin froggy jump in"
"Pools open;Its time to get wet!!!"
From a charter captain in Kingston, Ontario.
"Welcome to your next dive site, there is a large boat and it should be on the bottom. Now get off my boat"
"Welcome to your next dive site, there is a large boat and it should be on the bottom. Now get off my boat"
OP
I have heard "get the hell off my boat" before but never the rest. That's pretty funny!CDNScubaMoose:
SFLDiver
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"In case of sea sickness, eat some Skittles."
"Will it make me quit barfing?"
"No, but it sure makes it pretty."
"Will it make me quit barfing?"
"No, but it sure makes it pretty."
seadoggirl
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i'm not your girlfriend! I'm your Spare AIR!
Midnight Star
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"Saved by the dive".
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