Dive Quotes

[scuba41girl]

I was DM for a class that was messing around and wasn't listening during the OOA lecture/practice in the pool when the instructor finally got aggravated at them and said, "This isn't baseball people! If you screw up and trip over a base you may break your ankle, you screw this out-of-air procedure up and you're going to DIE!"
Ber :lilbunny:

good one!
actually they all pretty funny

i once watched a diver's gf jump into the ocean during a SI and she said "Oh it's salty," so me being the sarcastic one i am replied "it's wet too!" her bf was mortified but it was funny.

 

[Dave Zimmerly]

"Diving is optional, surfacing is mandatory."

Dave (aka "Squirt")

11 days till Coz

 

[dbulmer]

Someone shouted to the skipper - Skipper, where's the anchor? Skipper grinned and said "Look in the mirror".

 

[Divers Direct]

While teaching a pool session one of the young members of the class asked if he could do the 200 meter swim "doggie style". I said the "dog paddle" is actually acceptable. The adults in the class shared some wicked grins with me that day.

 

[The Natural]

While teaching a pool session one of the young members of the class asked if he could do the 200 meter swim "doggie style". I said the "dog paddle" is actually acceptable. The adults in the class shared some wicked grins with me that day.

I don't mean to get off subject here, but a diving agency actually considers the doggie paddle an acceptable form of swimming?!?!

 

[Penguinboy]

When i was on a Reef Cruise (+ Diving/snorkelling) in Queensland, Aus, one of the crew was doing the Safety briefing and was saying things like:

"Emergency exits are....well.....just about anywhere you can see the water"

and

"If you think its too far to jump, just wait a few minutes and the sea will come up to you!"

Made us all giggle that day - made a usually boring briefing very amusing

 

[mrjimboalaska]

My favorite was a response to a question

"How far down do you go?"

"Till I hear Pink Floyd"

Wow, I can relate to that.............

 

[Cacia]

"Do Not Fall In Love With Your Plan"


my personal favorite.

Jimbo--have your weights, Had to replace them...

 

[sandshaker]

I have a "Dive" glass I drink from...It reads

"The Deeper you go, the Better it Feels"

I go it at the Navy Dive School here.

 

[ItsBruce]

"Don't inhale water."