Dive Quotes

[scuba41girl]

Just wondering what are some of the best dive quotes you have ever heard?

The funniest thing I've ever heard on a dive boat was when the captain was diving during the SI (sssshhh) and he came out of the water making fun of tech divers (It was just in fun...relax) saying "my bouyancy is fine...just look at my knees!"

I almost peed myself laughing!!!

 

[TheHobster]

"There are 2 kinds of divers: those that wizz in their wetsuit; and those that lie about it"

 

[ApexLongimanus]

"Conserve Air - Hold your Breath"

 

[TheHobster]

"Use you Knife for protection from sharks; stab your buddy! For it's not a race you have to win; just don't lose"

BTW, said in jest!

 

[Ber Rabbit]

I was DM for a class that was messing around and wasn't listening during the OOA lecture/practice in the pool when the instructor finally got aggravated at them and said, "This isn't baseball people! If you screw up and trip over a base you may break your ankle, you screw this out-of-air procedure up and you're going to DIE!"
Ber :lilbunny:

 

[Charlie99]

"Use you Knife for protection from sharks; stab your buddy! For it's not a race you have to win; just don't lose"

Or the alternate version: "You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than your buddy."

 

[The Natural]

In regards to the shark comment...

"I don't need to out swim the shark...just you!"

 

[sharkattack]

My favorite was a response to a question

"How far down do you go?"

"Till I hear Pink Floyd"

 

[REII]

There's Lobster out there that have never been caught before.

TOM

 

[ApexLongimanus]

shark cages are for loosers