Hi Jim,
Thanks for your concern and excellent advice. You're right, meds may be just the ticket for my conditon. I think it's called SWOB (Salt Water On the Brain). 300 something dives a year for 24 years can do that to a guy. What do you take when you're feeling a little, you know, off center or a little wet behind the ears Jim? I'll take your suggestion under consideration and run it by my shrink but could we please stick to the thread topic and discussion here in the meantime?
You've been too busy bashing my mental health and my career that maybe you missed my question so I'll repeat it for you:
Did you help out the vacationing lady diver who was struggling with her tangled line, mangling the reef at Five Caves or did you just watch her continue to mangle the reef? Be honest....inquiring minds would like to know...I know what I would have done.
Can't wait to see you at ABC store! Hopefully I'll be promoted to mopping the floors and cleaning toilets by that time! Come say hi...I'll treat you to a swirly or something, they have great hot dogs too!! Thanks again for all the advice. I'll check it out, I heard they're actually hiring...that's one company that's doing just fine in our local economy. ABC's have put many Mom and Pop shops out of business in our state and they are thriving. (kind of like invasive weeds in your garden). Good for them! Do plenty of shopping there and maybe I'll even get a raise that month while so many others are getting laid off! (Got to pay them bills!)
By the way, sorry, I hate to disappoint all of you, there will be no fighting going on between me and Kris. We were just being nutty. He takes a jab at me and others once in a while. With our size differences it wouldn't be a fair fight and I respectfully publicly decline any offers to engage in such ludicris behavior with him. I'm reminded of a very short match between "James Baker vs. Butterbean"! I would certainly lose, plus he would likely out wit me too. I don't stand a chance. The only thing that would save me is I hope I can run faster and further...and I suppose I could always lock myself in my bus....
So how about that answer Jim? Personally I can't imagine just watching a fellow diver struggling underwater and not lending a hand...no matter who they are (yes, I'd even assist you!). Especially when poor little innocent corals are being mangled in the process!! The horror! I hope you're gonna say you saved the day and a bunch of corals too!
(crossing my fingers Jim!!)
Did you guys know they're fining boat operators thousands and thousands of dollars for damage to reefs here on Maui now? The way you describe it, it sounds like she could be easily looking at several G's in fines if she was caught or observed. Each damaged individual coral colony gets you a $1,000 fine plus other fees. Just ask Maui Dive Shop or Makena Boat Partners. Wait till the DLNR start enforcing this on careless, reckless or (God forbid!) STRUGGLING SCUBA Divers! Imagine that!? Then where will we be? (However that should be good for my business and then I can quit working for the man / ABC and go back to living my American Dream! Yay!!)
Check out this recent Maui News article:
Proposal would lower fine for coral reef damage - Mauinews.com | News, Sports, Jobs, Visitor's Information - The Maui News
Dive Flags serve a valuable purpose. Please use them properly and educate boaters/watersports enthusiasts when you can of their significance and intent. We will all be better off in the long run. I keep hearing the argument how dive flags attract boats and that boats use flags as slalom courses, etc. Well, if they are present where you dive I would rather have a boat come over by my flag so I could spot it rather than have a random boat fly by unexpectedly not knowing anything or anyone was below because I didn't have a flag. You could jerk the flag to make it bob or you could blast up some air bubbles if you had to alert the captain / driver of your presence. You don't think they would actually want to intentionally foul their prop in a flag line do you? If you have a boat investigating your flag then at least you know it's exact location. You could stay down or come up, depending on the circumstances, no?
Thank you and happy diving to you all! This sure has been fun. That's my .25 cents worth...