DFG Magnet

[pasley]

Mr. Kyle,

Hey, you have a great dive like that and you don't let the rest of us live vicariously through you and enjoy it?

How about a dive report?

 

[CA Diver]

Kyle,

My buddies and I dove the front side of Goff Island at the Montage Resort at about 8:00 am. How many other divers were with you. The boat I saw had only a solo diver who did a quick drop and was gon within 10 minutes. Was that you or someone else?

 

[diverrick]

I figure the reason they let you get so far before pulling you over, was they wanted to let you guys get a couple of after dive brewskis into you, then even if you were legal on the bugs, they'd bust you for the buds!

 

[Jambi]

Dang Kyle,
You just can't catch a break can you? You should place little notes all over the place that say "find a lobster yet?", "Keep looking", "Here lobster, lobster", "Not one but TWO 9mm Glocks", "Should've bought a H&K", "9mm? you gonna shoot squirrles with that?", "45, the only way to go", "INSERT REAL AMERICAN HERO SONG FROM ABOVE HERE", "Thanks for wasting my tax money", "Still looking?", "Smile your on candid camera", "you can always tell the people that wish they were real cops", "How's your ulcer", "Did you know that Divers only take about 0.01% of lobster in California", I can go on and on with this. I would also take pictures of them during the search then refuse to stop when asked. I may even consider calling 911 claiming that some people claiming to be police officers have pulled me over at such and such location but they might be imposters. Now that would be funny to see PD show up then claim ingnorance when I'm told they are DFG.



Jambi

 

[ArizSig]

Yep, it's allways the same dual 9mm glock pistol packing **** head....I mean the nice DFG man.

One of the guns might be a Taser, the M26 model looks alot like a Glock.