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Uh, that would be "Real Men of Genius".

Actaully, there are 6 Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" and 25 or so "Real American Heroes." http://www.neonowl.net/budlight/

Personally, I think this guy's is more of a "Real American Hero" type than a "Real Men of Genius" type.


Catchy song if you sing it right.
I agree. I tried writing one on my lunch break... What do you think?

Announcer: Bud Light presents Real American Heroes.
Chorus: Real American Heroes.

Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. dual 9mm pistol carrying DFG guy.
Chorus: Mr. dual 9mm pistol carrying DFG guy.

Announcer: Only you would follow a diver home 16 miles and attempt a bust without probable cause.
Chorus: All his bugs were legal.

Announcer: Thanks to you, I now know how the DFG spends our annual fishing license fees.
Chorus: Playing cops and robbers.

Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Bad Boys of the OC seas. We can all rest easy now that we know you are carrying two guns to shoot at divers that bring up illegal sized lobsters.
Chorus: Mr. Dual 9mm Pistol Carrying DFG Guy
 
I usually get stopped while on the water 7-8 times per season. I don't mind it too much because there is a lot of poaching going on in SoCal and the only way to curtail it is to continually check all possible targets.
 
That was much better than my sound- But I think you spent too much time thinking about it- Wow you should be a professional- Someone should forward that to them- That would be funny! I will do it---
 
Kyle, if you take the neon sign that reads 'Lobster Poacher', off your boat, Mr. 2 pistol-packin' DFG Warden will leave you alone.
 
Kyle,
If I were you I would also get rid of that personalized license plate SRTBUGS :54: and your friends plate POACHER :cop:

By the way, thanks for sharing you story and allowing us to have a little fun at your expense.
 
Whatta ya think?
 
whalerkyle:
SRTBUGS, lol you guys are killing me.

If we can figure out how to make this work for So Cal Spiney Lobster, you could always have legals on board... you know, just in case...

Ken

PS: Was that you off the coast in OCal this Sat? One of our crew saw a Whailer with a diver aboard. If so, sorry we didn't hook up.
 
Yep that was me just north of you guys towards main beach. We saw two whales pass by there so we dove that spot 2 times and happen to see a whale pass us under the water at 60'. It was pretty cool.

Kyle
 

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