Denise's very own NONSENSE THREAD

[ONESPEED]

Correct...in charge of waiting on me, cleaning for me, cooking for me..you know, doing my bidding..

Hey, you're the one with the genetically smaller feet. Clearly you were meant to stand closer to the stove.

 

[denisegg]

Stove???? That thing you stand by to get warm?

 

[ONESPEED]

You're absolutely right Chip, what would you like me too cook for you? Oh, let me get you another beer too.

MUCH better.

 

[denisegg]

MUCH better.

Dahlin you have obviously never tasted my cooking. You would be much better off manning the grill and placing your beer cooler by it so you can just reach down and get one. And while you're at it, you can fix me one of those fruity drinks with the umbrella in it.

 

[ONESPEED]

Dahlin can I give you a foot rub while your dinner is cooking?

You're learning Denise, there may be hope for you yet.

 

[denisegg]

Oh alright, I hate to see a grown man beg. When you are through cooking dinner I will let you wait until tomorrow to clean the grill and wash the dishes.

 

[ONESPEED]

Yes master

You've come a long way baby!

 

[denisegg]

Coming from the Master of Arrogance that is quite a compliment...

 

[mike_s]

Coming from the Master of Arrogance that is quite a compliment...

but is he "Master of his Domain? "

 

[denisegg]

I hit my 5,000th post today. And most of it really was Nonsense. Wouldn't the OP of this thread be proud?