Dear Dork Divers Advice Column – Ask us your questions

[trucker girl]

Ahem... Dear Dork Diver,

I was not ashamed and appalled by the FFM/Air Two picture above. In fact, I would consider diving with that guy.

Am I doomed?

And what is an FFM?

 

[Teamcasa]

Full Face Mask. I makes it pretty tough to use the AIRII!

Dave

 

[Land Locked]

trucker girl,
buy the tank wraps posted earlier, enjoy diving to it's fullest!!!

Avoid divers with Full Face Masks without a proper octo, trouble looking for a place to happen! CBulla's "Red Green" gear setup is FULLY acceptable!

 

[trucker girl]

Dear Dork Diver,

Thank you for the positive answers to my questions. But, I'm confused. I'm strangely attracted to the avatar with the speedo. Is it okay to be attracted to CBulla's alter ego? Or should I just drink some Kool Aid and move on?

 

[Land Locked]

Just say NO!!!

Speedo's are ok, thongs are even better!

 

[trucker girl]

Is that the DD creed?

 

[Land Locked]

Is that the DD creed?

Manifesto #1 and #2

1. Dork Divers is dedicated to diving for fun.
2. Dork Divers may safely use any type or color of dive gear.

Speedos and thongs be GEAR! And FUN!

 

[trucker girl]

Speedos and thongs be GEAR! And FUN!

This says a lot about you!

 

[Teamcasa]

Manifesto #1 and #2

1. Dork Divers is dedicated to diving for fun.
2. Dork Divers may safely use any type or color of dive gear.

Speedos and thongs be GEAR! And FUN!

A special license should be issued to anyone who thinks they can wear a speedo or a thong!

Dave

 

[merxlin]

Manifesto #1 and #2

1. Dork Divers is dedicated to diving for fun.
2. Dork Divers may safely use any type or color of dive gear.

Speedos and thongs be GEAR! And FUN!

And luckily for you if speedos and thongs are your choice, there is #6- Dork Divers don’t care about your SAC rate.