Corrupt-a-Wish

[jw.watson3]

Granted. but is 150 degrees, with no sun screen.
I wish there was a paid Dive Break during the work day

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's also known as fired.

Wish I didn't have to move.

 

[nikos81]

Granted you are burried.You can no longer move at all

I wish I had something to eat,served right on my bed.

 

[SeaHorse81]

Granted, but they do that for everybody in the hospital. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

I wish someone would wash my car.

 

[nikos81]

Granted. It is washed away by the flooded river. Good luck into finding you car wherever it has been taken.

I wish I had a peculiar pet.

 

[inventor]

Granted, but unfortunately, INTERPOL doesn't consider Ebola cultures to actually be a 'pet'. But I'm sure your cellmate will enjoy his new one.

Wish I would get the funding for my pilot training.

 

[SeaHorse81]

Granted. Uncle Sam wants YOU.

I wish it wouldn't snow for the next week.

 

[nikos81]

Granted. It snows for the next year on, non-stop.


I wish it was 30 Celcius here.

 

[The_Ghost]

granted thats only in your house, everywhere else it's -2 celcius

wish it was may

 

[nikos81]

Granted and you are older than now.

I wish I had my vest delivered to me now.