Corrupt-a-Wish

[Uber]

granted....it's a refugee boat from Sri Lanka being attacked by pirates...

I wish I had 100 more wishes.....

 

[augk]

Granted you now are an animatronic fortune teller traveling across Canada with the carnival.

I wish my truck didn"t break down tonight.

 

[The_Ghost]

granted, you fell asleep at the wheel and went into a ditch.

wish I owned an arcade machine.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted. It's one of those kiddie pirate ship rides.

Wish it would flippin' stop raining.

 

[Didje]

Granted. It's now snowing.

Wish we had July weather all year round.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted. You now live in Florida.

Wish the snow didn't follow Didje when he moved to Florida.

 

[nikos81]

Granted,it didn't follow him. It follows you

I wish travelling around the world would be much lot cheaper

 

[cdolphin]

Granted. You're on a raft, adrift in the current.

Wish I had a plane ticket to Indonesia.

 

[nikos81]

Granted. But you never reach Indonesia,due to tsunami...

I wish I had a way to dive more than 100 dives within the next week.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted. It only takes 100 pool dives to get your PADI Pool Dive Cert, too! Awesome.

Wish it was sunny.