Corrupt-a-Wish

[inventor]

That wouldn't be so bad...

Granted, but you wished for more of those ties.

Wish I had a real fireplace.

 

[The_Ghost]

wish granted but your fireplace is made out of wood along with your house and here is a comic to illustrate what I mean

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wish I could go hunting in africa

 

[inventor]

Granted, they shoot poachers, you know.

Wish I could just go to a bookstore and load up a truck.

 

[nikos81]

Granted but you are on a bookstore where nothing is left,so all you load is nothing.

I wish I had a big heart

 

[Didje]

Granted, you have a bigger heart but your arteries are clogged with all those years supersizing your Happy Meals. Was it worth it?

Wish I had the money to buy that trilaminate drysuit I want so my diving season would be longer.

 

[CCRescueDiver]

Granted, but they ran out of wrist and neck seals the suit before yours and have no plans to make any more..

I wish Jacques Cousteau was alive to post freely on this board for one week.

 

[inventor]

Granted, he justifiably flames us all.

Wish lunch and dinner were already cooked.

 

[SeaHorse81]

They were -- a week ago. Enjoy the leftovers!

I wish I would stop spending so much time on interesting internet forums!

 

[inventor]

Granted, you spend your time on these threads.

Wish I had more movies to watch.

 

[SoccerJeni]

You got it, but they're all girlie movies

I wish I never had to go through a midwest winter again