Corrupt-a-Wish

[cdolphin]

Granted. Your computer crashes and you have to go out and buy a new one.

Wish I could move to Florida.

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's Florida, Mongolia. No diving, just cold.

Wish I was sleeping better.

 

[Didje]

Granted, but you are in a deep coma and no one wants to pull the plug.

Wish I was watching Lost for the first time again.

 

[sgt2221]

Granted, But it is Broadcast in Arabic with Chinese subtitles

I wish to see a good scuba based movie, perhaps a really good story of the Atocha that's a cross between The Fountain and Into the Blue

 

[inventor]

Granted, you are the producer and must work with all complete idiots that destroy your vision.

Ohh, that coma sounds so good.

Wish all the bankers knew just what they have done.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, they knew then and still chose to be idiots: bigger mansions for them.

Wish I had a time-travel machine.

 

[inventor]

Granted, it moves in 2 second intervals, and takes twenty minutes to reset.

Wish I had some brews.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, I brought you some eye of newt to go with that.

Wish I was in Margaritaville, Vegas.

 

[inventor]

Granted, but after losing all but $100, you can only afford two beers.

Wish I had a decent humidifier.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, your washer overflowed while you were in a coma, soaked your carpet, shorted out your AC and now has to air-dry.

Wish my windows were clean.