Corrupt-a-Wish

[Karel26]

Wish granted, as long as i am your buddy and we swim up to them sharkies. .

Wish i can dive every day. .

Live to dive and Dive to live. . . . :burnout:

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but then your boss fires you for absenteeism, so you can dive, time-wise, but can't money-wise.

Wish Karel could find another job.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted Karel finds another job but he is now SD's boss

Wish Karel would be nice to Scuba Do

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, in fact, he is so nice that he gives the company to SD, but now SD has to worry about paying payroll taxes and hiked health care costs.

Wish I didn't have to pay those pesky taxes!!!

 

[livinoz]

Granted, but the taxation department purloins the $1.78 that was left in your 401(k) in compensation!


Wish the New year didn't come around so quickly!

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, a year now lasts 3,650 days, but you can't go diving again until next year!

Wish you a Happy New Year!

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted but the New Year is so Happy everyone gets cramps in their cheeks from smiling so much

Wish Botox Injections were free

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, now Petunia's entire body is numb (but wrinkle free!).

Wish Petunia could close her mouth so she would stop drooling.

 

[Karel26]

Wish granted, you have to keep her mouth close for her. .

Wish i can live alone on a island with all my dive gear and all diving equipment with the hottest girls diving with me every day in a bikini and living with me on the island. .

Live to dive and Dive to live. . . . :burnout:

 

[inked59]

Wish granted, you have to keep her mouth close for her. .

Wish i can live alone on a island with all my dive gear and all diving equipment with the hottest girls diving with me every day in a bikini and living with me on the island. .

Live to dive and Dive to live. . . . :burnout:

Wish granted but the girls are all Lesbians and not at all interested in you and your gear and equipment has gone bad from not being maintained.

I wish for unpolluted oceans with no endangered species!