Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted, but they all begin to look like K'frogger's avatar

I wish the world could defend itself from Middleaged Mutant Samuri Frogs....

 

[Bryan]

Granted, the world erects a safety fence consisting of all-you-can-eat buffets, and peace is restored at last.

I wish that in addition to real fins, everyone who dove in bratface's creek also grow gills...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but they only work in bratface creek

I wish that the Middleaged Mutant Samuri Frogs aren't considered an invasive species and hunted to extiniction

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, they are commissioned to hunt the foul creatures of diverbry and ohmdiver.

i wish i didn't loose so quickly in a pool tournament.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but just like in miniture golf you can only win in wadding pools...

I wish ScubaMike would ... stop beating little kids....

 

[bellaleo]

granted the kids are safe but he gets to kick your butt

i wish i could fly

 

[trucker girl]

Granted. You fly into a glass window and now you've got a killer headache.

I wish I could eat chocolate with no consequences.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but now there is no more chocolate in all the world.

I wish I didn't have this cold.... achoo!

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, you now have an uncontrollable laughing fits

I wish Bry would stop laughing at funerals

 

[Bryan]

Granted, I instead sell beer and peanuts at funerals.

I wish people didn't complain so much about the prices...