Corrupt-a-Wish

[sandshaker]

Granted you are wearing his pee soaked wetsuit...

I wish you guys would wash ur wetsuits...........lmao

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but we use your bathroom and guest towels....

I wish Scubamike's wet suit didn't leave that unwashable ring around the tub...

 

[offroaddiver]

granted now it leaves a mark on you

I wish my i was in the ocean

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted your " i " is in the ocean, but your feet are in Iowa, your head is in Jersy, your left arm is in New Mexico, and your right hand is in Utah

I wish offroaddiver wasn't spread so thin....

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, offroader is completely cluttered in your gearbag.

I wish ohmdiver's gearbag wasn't so moldy.

 

[Bratface]

Granted, now it is the bleu cheese dressing on your salad.

I wish my tax return was big enough to take a year-long dive trip.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, it's a year long trip to the neighborhood creek.

i wish bratface's creek wasn't so shallow.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, it is now 120' deep, but it is a creek of untreated sewage.

I wish the viz wasn't so "crappy"...

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but it's industrial waste.

i wish diverbry would stop dumping industrial waste in bratface's creek.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but it is now too late... anyone who dived in bratface's creek before the industrial waste dumping ceased is now experiencing genetic mutations.

I hope the DIR divers don't mind that their feet are growing into split fins...