Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, it was actually unpainted, but the wagonboss, ScubaMike, is looking for someone to paint it, so you definitely know what color it is painted.

I wish Ohm painted in the lines...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but it is in the lines of your check book

I wish Bry would stop trying to borrow money from everyone

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, he only borrows money from ohmdiver.

i wish ohmdiver would stop giving bry monopoly money

 

[ohmdiver]

granted ohm gives bry Scuba Mike's credit cards

I wish bry would stop ordering lobster, steak, and expensive dive gear.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he books a 6-month round-the-world dive vacation, instead.

I wish I knew what ScubaMike is going to to with all those reward miles he's earned, LOL!

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, he is going to go walrus hunting...

I wish Walrus season was shorter...

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, after walrus season he starts on ohm season.

i wish i had a better taxidermist to mount my ohm head.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but be careful what you wish for

I wish Scuba mike knows that it is illegal bait Ohm with beer & strippers.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, he baits ohm with statistics and pocket protectors.

i wish ohm's glasses weren't so thick.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but only after a freak accident were a ray of sunlight passes through them setting ScubaMike on fire...

I wish ScubaMike wasn't wearing his gasoline soaked wetsuit...