Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, he instead makes ninja movies

i wish diver didn't speak chinese for a half a minute before the english translation kicked in

 

[ohmdiver]

granted he speaks in time in engrish

I wish diverbry would stop playing the bad guy and getting his butt handed to him all the time

 

[Bryan]

Granted, DiverBry plays the good guy, Ohm plays the bad guy, and we're looking for a volunteer for the ugly.

Waa Waaaa Waaaahhhh...

I wish it wasn't so hot in the southwest...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but after such a clever twist on a classic movie Diverbry is feeling like he is walking on air

I wish Hang 'em High Diverbry would get off his high horse

 

[Bryan]

granted but after such a clever twist on a classic movie Diverbry is feeling like he is walking on air

I wish Hang 'em High Diverbry would get off his high horse

Granted, DiverBry gets off his horse, and places a fistfull of dynamite under Ohm's saddle, and rides off into the sunset yelling, My Name is Nobody if anyone asks!

I wish I had a fistfull of dollars!

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but its monopoly money you swindled like a Red Leg

I wish Bry wasn't stuck in an Outlaw Josey Wales fantasy...

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he and his inlaws are stuck in Wales due to bad weather.

I wish we didn't have to leave... Wales is nice this time of year...

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, he's stuck in a Good the Bad and the Ugly fantasy.

I wish that diverbry doesn't die of thirst wandering through the desert.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he lives, but is surprised when he comes upon a Labyrinth covered in cacti, and guarded by two guys in western duds named Falkor and Atreyu.

I wish I knew what was going on!

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but it has to be explained by a song song by Lee Marvin

I wish I knew what color they painted the wagon...