Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, they are now a crooked company because I bought it, BWAA HAA HAAA!

I wish I could raise the rates by 1% and take me a year-long diving vacation using some of the proceeds!

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but due to your crooked company all the oceans are polluted and the vis sucks.

I wish DiverBry devoted the profits he gouged to clean up the oceans.

 

[shellim123]

Granted. But now the fish need to be replenished

I wish it would warm up in Utah

 

[Bryan]

Granted, a massive hot spring develops on the floor of Bryce Canyon, filling it up and making it the world's largest hot tub.

I wish I could go diving in Bryce Canyon!

 

[fire_diver]

Granted, but while diving, that thermal vent turns into a volcano and boils the water you're in.

I wish DiverBry could get some help recovering from his burns.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted Bry is loving cared for by a large amourous lobster who nurses him back to health by rubbing him with melted butter and twice daily lemon baths.

I wish Bry has a VERY understanding wife

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but lobster is her favorite food!

I wish someone else could rub me with melted butter and twice daily lemon baths.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but it is the women from Throw Mama from the train.

I wish bry doesn't ride the train

 

[Bryan]

Granted, I ride the Carnival Cruise Line instead.

I wish OhmDiver could join me on my world diving cruise!

 

[fire_diver]

Granted, he joins you on the cruise, but brings along the avian flu. After sharing it with you, neither of you get to do a single dive on the cruise.

This dry 20 degree weather sucks. I wish it would snow.

FD