Corrupt-a-Wish

[fire_diver]

Granted, you are home with your family; up in a tree, becuase you are a family of squirrels. You guessed it! IT'S SQUIRREL SEASON!

I wish my MK25 would arrive tomorrow, in one piece, fully functional.

 

[Hemlon]

Granted. You are at home with your wife. Unfortunately, your best friend was there when you arrived.

I wish this week's Nip/Tuck episode was better than it was.

 

[fire_diver]

Granted, nip/tuck has the best show ever. It the best because it's a live episode and a patient actually dies on the table. OOPS! you were playing the role of the patient.

I wish that none of my wishes were corruptable.

 

[WarrenZ]

But then there would be no fun out there for us. Without corruption the world would grind to a stop and everything would fall apart.

I wish there was more time to dive.

 

[Bryan]

But then there would be no fun out there for us. Without corruption the world would grind to a stop and everything would fall apart.

I wish there was more time to dive.

Granted, but the world floods, and everything is underwater.

I wish that the rest of Kevin Kostner's films don't come true...

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure comes true DiverBry, wstein, santafe joe, and warren z are all trapped in a phone booth in the old west.

I wish i didn't have to work tomorrow.

 

[adza]

Granted... your Fired.

I wish they put all the good old cartoons back on TV - like Bugs Bunny and Road Runner

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

Granted. But they are all on premium cable, and is out of your budget.
I wish it was the weekend.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted its the weekend again but its 12 degrees outside and everything is frozen solid so no Diving for you.

I wish i could fly back to Calif for a visit.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,... But your arms will get real tired...

I wish my 4 day weekend would turn into 6....