Corrupt-a-Wish

[santafejoe]

Granted your Brother has now got a beatiful Female dive buddy and she fit s nice into a beatiful custom wetsuit. Only problem she has a small chest.

Hell i wish i had a Female for a dive buddy

 

[Hemlon]

Granted. Antarctica is great this time of year.

My brother wishes for a dive buddy who needs a custom wetsuit to fit her large chest.

Granted. Your brother finds a large-busted woman in need of a custom wetsuit. Unfortunately her other parts are big too but Henderson has decided to take on the task. Unfortunately, it uses all of the world's rubber resources and no one else is able to buy a wetsuit for many years to come.

I wish I wasn't on call.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted your not on call anymore. Your pager,your phone,your cell phone and your E mail all dont work anymore.

I wish i could go diving this week while i am on vacation.

 

[Hemlon]

Granted. You're able to dive this week. Unfortunately you need a new wetsuit but your brother's girlfriend used all of the neoprene.

I wish I were on vacation this week like santafejoe.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted your now on Vacation this week too.

I wish i could win at playing the lottery.

 

[fire_diver]

Granted. You win the lottery, along with 15 million other people, due to a computer error. You gross a total of $1, before taxes.

I wish this wasn't the opening gun weekend of deer season. I'm sick to death of being forced to check deer all day.

FD

 

[Hemlon]

Granted. You no longer have to check deer all day because instead of deer season, it's now officially fat-brother-in-law-sleeping-on-the-couch season. You are now forced to check several of these today but the world still thanks you and the dedicated hunters for reducing the numbers drastically.

I wish my little black somethin' somethin' dress would fit for my cruise next month.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, the dress fits great again, but your date backs out and the other passengers are 80+ men who chase you all over the ship.

I wish I had $5,000 to buy all my skydiving gear.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted you are able to buy all the top of the line skydiving gear you want because you have $10,000 to play with.
I wish Summer was here again.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, it's a beautiful summer and due to some mysterious glitch, you have unlimited nitrox fills at the shop.

I wish she would come over and spend the night