Corrupt-a-Wish

[Scuba_Jenny]

Your wish is granted, but she snores so loudly that you have to sleep at the other end of the house.

I wish my ear didn't hurt so I could go diving today.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted your ear is all better and you can go diving again. But all your gear is missing.

I wish i could go out and by more gear today.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

You have an unlimited expense account for the next 2 hours at all your favorite dive shops. But all the online shops think you are scamming them and won't let you order and your car died so you can't go to a Brick n mortar store.

I wish my house was clean.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted your house is now Spotless because you now live in a NEW $4million Dollar Home and you have people to take care of all your needs.
I wish i could go and see a Victorias Secret Model Shoot.

 

[fire_diver]

Granted. You go to see the model shoot, but when you get there they are shooting a new line mens wear from VS!

I wish I could get some sleep today.

FD

 

[Hemlon]

Granted. You are able to sleep today but you don't wake up until next Friday. Your boss, subsequently, is VERY mad!

I wish everyone who plays "Corrupt-a-wish" knew how the game works.

 

[fire_diver]

Granted. Everyone knows how to correctly play the game. They just all do it wrong to annoy you.

I wish deer season was over already.

wow, can any else read that second sentance? lol

 

[fire_diver]

I wish that Scuba Boad didn't have such an un-readable text color.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

You wish is granted. All colors are readable.

But now you are blind.

 

[scubatexastony]

I wish deer season was over already.

Your wish is granted. No deer season, but squirrel season is still open, and poof, you guessed it, you're up a tree!

I wish I was home with the wife and family.