Corrupt-a-Wish

[offroaddiver]

you do but it's too late.

I wish my jeep had the new waterproof interior already.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted your jeep now has the new water proof interior but you have no seat s to sit on.
Wish i would hurry up and buy my new truck.

 

[ToriZ]

You've got it I wish for deep profound love (couldnt' think of anything)

Peachy, Your true love is a cross-eyed chimpanzee with bad hygiene.

I wish school would count diving as a viable excused absense

 

[Hemlon]

Granted. School now counts diving as an excuse for not going to class. However, your instructor, Professor Bertha Dinglestein, now wants you to teach her the fine art of rescue breathing.

I wish Scubatoys would have a sale with everything being 1/2 off.

 

[fire_diver]

Granted. But ScubaToys was bought out by a Chinese importer. They only sell cheap knock-offs of the originals, and are guaranteed only to break.

I wish I coudl be dive right now instead of cleaning house. (hope the wife doesn't catch me in here)

FD

 

[ToriZ]

Granted. You are now diving in 35 degree water and your wife (who's mad that the house is still dirty) leaves one of your drysuit zippers open.

I wish I had the selfcontrol to get off here and work on my report that's due the 30th.

 

[Hemlon]

Granted. You finish the report and THEN find out that the assignment has been changed.

I wish my tongue wasn't on fire from nacho cheese dip.

 

[fire_diver]

Granted, your tongue is now on fire from habenero chiles :light:

I wish my wife hadn't left my drysuit zipper down during that 35 degree dive.

 

[Hemlon]

Granted. Your zippers are all intact but she is still mad because you didn't clean the house. She filled your dysuit with honey and ants before zipping it closed.

I wish it was December 10th and that I could start packing for my vacation.

 

[ToriZ]

Granted. Antarctica is great this time of year.

My brother wishes for a dive buddy who needs a custom wetsuit to fit her large chest.