Corrupt-a-Wish

[LindaBluedolphin]

Granted, but it starts raining frogs.

I wish for a date with sandshaker

Granted but she outright rejects you and banishes you to Pluto which is not even rated as a planet any longer

I wish for a new BC

 

[fire_diver]

Granted, you have a new BC, but it's a horse-collar design.

I wish my new MK25 reg was here already.

FD

 

[shellim123]

Granted, but UPS delivered it yo you in a million tiny pieces!

I wish it was warm outside

 

[fire_diver]

Granted, but UPS delivered it yo you in a million tiny pieces!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

GRANTED! it's warm now. About 1,000,000 degrees warmer. You strayed too close to the nuclear testing grounds in Korea. Break my new reg will ya!

FD

 

[shellim123]

Sorry! Had to corrupt!

 

[ScubaMike05]

I wish i had my teddy bear and blankie out here in Pluto. *shiver*

 

[skye]

Granted but the blanket is only 10 inches by 10 inches. It's for the teddy bear.

I wish I could go diving in the Keys for the holidays.

 

[Hemlon]

Granted, but a bizarre cold spell freezes all of the water. You don't know about the weather change until you're 60 ft below. From then on, you're known as ScubaMike, the Popsicle.

I wish Grey's Anatomy came on more often than once a week.

 

[skye]

I love that show, and I hate to do this but since you turned me into a SucbaMike popcicle


Grey's Anatomy in now on 7 days a week, but only for 15 minutes at a time and at 5am.

I wish I didn't have to get up at 530am to get to work tomorrow. Way to early.

 

[fire_diver]

Granted. You wake up at 9:00 feeling very refreshed from all that sleep. But you were late for work and are now demoted to scrubbing toilets for minimum wage.

I wish I could think of a decent wish right now.

FD