Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, he faceplanted in it instead.

I wish there was a cleanser that could take care of that stench without drying out his face too much, LOL!

 

[wstein]

granted there is, but is side effects (rare but often in 99% of divers) include, lost of hair on head, massive hair growth on back, a burning sensation during .....(well we won't go there), sleepiness while operating machinery, wakefullness during info-mericals, the urge to send wstein lotsa $20 bills, pink toe nails, mis matched socks, hang nails, ear hair, and the urge to send wstein lotsa $20 bills.

I wish the USF Bulls had won last night.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but you must send all those $20 back to me...............

I wish wstein got less than 5 out of 10 right without ever meeting me..............

 

[wstein]

granted, but ohm is suffering from a bad case of mis matched socks right now

I wish all the women won't laugh and point at ohm's mismatched socks that he is wearing with his sandals.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, they laugh and point at ohm wearing two left sandals.

I wish wstein didn't steal ohm's right sandal.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but the site of 2 left sandels is a termendous turn on for the swedish swimsuit models, (thanks).

I wish scubamike was funnier.......

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but now he looks like ohmdiver!

I wish all the swimsuit models wouldn't bother ScubaMike so much now...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted now he is bothered by their overprotective bodybuilding steriod injecting 'roid raging older brothers...

I wish scubamike wouldn't beat up the older brother's fist with his face......

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he beats up their eggs because he is now a chef at a local diner.

I wish I had a Denver omelette...

 

[WarrenZ]

Just think where the eggs come out of.

I wish that waitress would bring my beer.