Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, OhmDiver tries to prevent ScubaMike from diving in Syracuse's drinking water, but is having no luck.

I wish OhmDiver realized that resistance is futile...

 

[ohmdiver]

I cannot grant that, I am shocked, that would be giving up and that is against everything ohm stand for, resistance is as AMERICAN as apple pie OHM must remain resistant if not, watt will become of him the mere thought makes my megahertz NO NO NO

I wish diverbry to make another wish.........

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but it is in the form of a pun, and only 2/3rds of a PUN.... "P" "U"

I wish I had an apple pie.

 

[ohmdiver]

Aren't there legastration against this sort of thing, you know Ohm's law?

I wis diver bry included the other 1/3rd

 

[Bryan]

Granted, "N"

I wish I knew the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow.

 

[ohmdiver]

African or European?

I wish I knew what was going through diverbry's mind

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but it sends you straight to the doctor for a check up from the neck up.

I wish I hadn't taken my melatonin... getting sleepy!

 

[erparamedic]

Granted.... but you still wind up sleeping for the next 48 hours...

I wish DiverBry would wake up! LOL

 

[sandshaker]

Granted now He will never sleep and will talk to you non-stop

I wish paramedic would be able to ignore BRY

 

[wstein]

granted, but Paramedic can't ignore the bannana on the green thing

I wish we all knew what the green thing that the banana is riding in Sands signature